The Balloon Fallacies

I cannot help but preface this narrative by saying “here we go again.” One can say, with every day that goes by, with this Biden administration, there is always something, some unheard-of happening, which makes you wonder what is going on?
Chinese spying balloons hovering freely over U.S. air space, really? What next with this clown president? Maybe some Communist Chinese named to the President’s Cabinet or the Executive Branch? As we all know, from January 28th to February 4th, a Chinese-operated high-altitude balloon entered in North American airspace, including Alaska. The balloon maneuvered over sensitive U.S. missile and nuclear weapons sites, including but not limited to ICBM [Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles] sites, before it was shot down off the South Carolina coast on Saturday, February 4th.

House Intelligence Committee Chairman Mike Turner said: “If you take the path that this balloon did, and you put up an X every place where you have a missile defense site, actual nuclear weapons infrastructure, you’re going to follow this path,” Turner, R-Ohio, said in a briefing with reporters Tuesday.

Coincidentally, no sooner did the balloon drama made headline news, no sooner, did the Biden administration went full out into their “damage” control and “denial” modes and, as always, claimed that 3 balloons had also entered U.S. airspace during the Trump administration, albeit no one other than the Biden cronies knew about such happening. Then again, the Biden clowns have all been trained to blame everything on Trump, regardless.

And next, what do you know, all of a sudden, just like that, 3 new UFO’s [Unidentified Flying Objects] appeared, and were shot down one right after the other. Goes to prove how efficient Biden’s Defense Dept. can act when they see new objects in the sky, right? Sure. The first UFO is shot down on February 10th over the waters of Alaska, second, next day, February 11th, over the Yukon Territory and third shot down on February 12th, over Lake Huron, off Michigan.

So…notice please that the Pentagon and the administration, did not identify the new flying “objects” as balloons, and insistently named them as Unidentified Flying Objects, yet forewarning us that “they were not aliens.” What a relief, right? So, thank God, our enemies are not aliens. In other words, not one time in the nation’s history had we known to have spying balloons or UFO’s flying over U.S. airspace, but, just like that, we now have four in the last two months.
Knowing how cynical and how hypocritical Biden and his cronies are, I personally think that the three UFO’s that followed the Chinese balloon were all made-up; are all a fabrication to divert the attention of all the Useful Idiots of mainstream Americans as to detract from the administration’s flawed ways in which they defend and protect our sovereignty from the threats posed by the Communist Republic of China.

So, anyways, bottom line, yes, balloons are all filled with air, and so are the lies of the 3 UFO’s they are now using as diversion tactics. These 3 are all made up of air in the true sense of the word. But…hey, we all need to be thankful to Biden and his administration as we now know that Aliens are not attacking us…only the Communist Chinese, who are really Biden’s friends, nothing to worry about. God save us and God save the United States of America.